Inspired by whatshouldwecallme and howdoiputthisgently, here are some gifs for the bipolar folks out there.
WHEN I’M DEPRESSED AND JUST WANT TO EAT |
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WHEN I REALIZE I FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDS  |
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WHEN I’M SO MANIC I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF  |
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WHEN DEPRESSION HITS  |
I’m a glutton for punishment. Thus, I watched American Idol again tonight. Elton John night. Warning: high pun factor.
Country kid shouted out to his grandma. Corny but semi-cute. Whatevs. I’m bored.
Naima sang I’m Still Standing…she won’t be for long. haaaaa.
Paul McCharlie from Always Sunny sang Rocket Man…yes, you’d better pack your bags, pre-flight.
Pia ROCKED her ish out. She shouldn’t be losing anything.
[a good song makes Steven Tyler cry inside]
Stefano mumbled something about a Tiny Dancer.
Lauren could be a candle in the wind if she doesn’t get some voice training ASAP.
Adam Lambert wannabe shocked me by being good until he did the screeching thing at the end.
Thia sings Daniel almost exclusively off pitch…must be the clouds in her ears. I think she can wave goodbye.
Weird, Dr. McCreepy can’t sing when he’s not screaming? Let me put this down in words: No song will ever be your song.
[Randy still thinks using their save on him was a good idea]
[Steven thinks singing different every time makes you a true artist]
I still adore Jacob and want to give him a hug…but it really was so sad. Sorryyyyy honey.
Haley and the Jets actually shook it loose pretty well. But a lil’ less on the sexy voice growl thing next time.
[Steven: you. sing. sexy.]
I bet Simon Cowell is laughing his British ass off.
I value brevity, and if it weren’t so amazingly atrocious, this American Idol season wouldn’t even deserve a mention.
But I remain shocked at the absolute deficit of talent slopping across the stage this season. So, here’s a quick breakdown of tonight’s painful performances:
Casey: insanely creepy; please stop.
Thia: to quote Simon, forgettable.
Jacob: adorable; uncontrollable gospel voice.
Lauren: good name, mediocre country singer.
Stefano: actually talented, thank god.
Haley: surprisingly not terrible tonight.
Scotty: will be famous country singer.
Pia: only one worthy of winning.
Paul: looks like Always Sunny’s Charlie.
Naima: ridiculous dancing and bell bottoms.
James: wannabe Adam Lambert; shoot me.
Despite the obvious lack of singing ability, the judges managed to fall all over themselves no matter how ear-piercingly terrible the performance was. “Pitchy” doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Le sigh. Simon Cowell’s departure from Idol truly was its demise. When does So You Think You Can Dance start again?
kept the flowers 